Posts Tagged: thoughts


26
Jan 10

White Guilt: The New Patriotism

Here is a story idea I submitted to Hungry Beast on this Australia Day. Just to be clear, I don’t experience White Guilt. I’m way ahead of the curve and experience White Meta Guilt, the guilt that comes from being a member of a society that feels White Guilt.

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Reconciliation in this country needs to stop being about what white fella thinks is best for indigenous Australians. As a nation, our reconciliation vocabulary only extends to telling this culture how to live their lives based on our own ideals. Has anyone ever stopped to ask the indigenous population what THEY want?

I’m not going to make a video or write a story. You are the journalists, that’s your job.

I want to see this on the 2010 series of Hungry Beast: a vox pop asking indigenous Australians the question “What do you want?” You can come up with more specific variations of this question in order to extract the kinds of answers you need e.g. “When will you know that true reconciliation has been achieved in Australia?”

And really ramp up the White Guilt in your editing. I mean seriously. Thrust that knife into our cold, shriveled, white hearts and rotate. Maybe interleave the vox pop interviews from white and indigenous Australians in a way that illustrates the contrast between our views on what is needed vs. what they actually want.

More ideas

Observation: There is an emerging trend for white Australians to vocally express their White Guilt. This may soon become a new mainstream form of Patriotism, replacing our previous forms: racism and getting drunk.

The kind of White Guilt I’m talking about doesn’t lead to action or solve practical problems. It’s more of a passive attitude that’s adopted by whites so they can wash their hands of the mistakes of governments past. Plant a flag in the moral high ground and one is free to enjoy life in the prosperous Australia we know today, despite the historical events that lead to its creation.

For successful reconciliation, the minority needs to feel like the engineer of their own emancipation. Epic bloody battles for freedom help with this. I’m definitely not suggesting we have one but Australia’s indigenous history is lacking this kind of epic empowerment that is present in other nations, e.g. USA.

Germaine Greer made an insightful observation recently: in indigenous youth culture, getting arrested is seen as a rite of passage. This illustrates my previous point. We can’t just tell indigenous Australians that reconciliation has been achieved. They have to feel it. This will sound ignorant but based on observations of analogous situations, I think it will help if the minority feel like they’ve earned it; like they had to fight for it. If equality is simply handed to them on a platter by Whitey, they don’t own it.

Maybe Investigate New Zealand. They have their own Maori TV station, the Australian equivalent of which seems a long, long way off.


30
Dec 09

What Stargate Universe could have been

I’ve already watched Cube. It’s a pretty decent movie. If I want to watch it again, I’ll go get out the DVD. Disappointingly, Stargate Universe (SGU) has been created around the same basic plot: a crew of military and scientific personnell are stranded on an Ancient spaceship travelling to some unknown destination millions of light years from Earth.

It’s the classic “stalled elevator device” which is often used in film and TV dramas: trap your characters in a confined space to force character development. Simple. If you’re pressed for time, throw in a real annoying bastard (such as Robert Carlyle’s character) for some added tension to speed things up. However, after three episodes, SGU hasn’t moved past this basic device. If Wright and Cooper plan on stretching this to multiple seasons, no amount of pit stops on random, cliched planets, or dodging close calls with the Sun will make this format sustainable.

The next logical progression of the Stargate franchise became obvious to me after watching True Blood. Here’s a series in which vampires are “out of the coffin” as they put it, meaning the existence of vamp-kind is a fact, and also public knowledge. The series is thus speckled with parallels to historic struggles for minority equality. This results in a portrayal of the “vampires are real” world which is actually convincing, and believable.

The Stargate franchise needs to burn those NDA’s and just go public already! A few episodes in SG-1 touched on the idea, mostly via trips to planets whose Stargate program has already gone public. The challenge would be to develop this idea beyond “Stargates are glorified airports” while minimising the amount of political drama. District 9 showed us that seemingly far-fetched science fiction concepts can be handled with effective realism by drawing parallels with historical events (e.g. refugees).

At this early stage, I’m ready to applaud the creators for daring to diverge from the classic Stargate format: a power struggle between humans and an oppressive alien force. Defeat one, and another one comes along to replace it, and keep the series going. In SG-1, we had the Go’Ald, the Replicators, and finally the Ori. In Atlantis, it was the Wraith. If SGU reverts back to the power struggle format, I’ll stop watching.

Another potential direction, which would likely be more interesting, could be a prequel of sorts following the “Ancients”, their culture, technology (and the creation of the Stargates), and ultimately their path to ascension. If the series was different enough to its predecessors, it could work. It could explore themes such as “with powerful technology, comes great responsibility”, something we know defines the Ancients, who are always held up as the perfect race. With their superior genetics and technology, ultimate wisdom, and curious intervention restraint, they are an example of something we humans should aspire to become. So let’s see it, already! The ascension story arc could also deal with more “spiritual” themes, which would be something refreshing for the franchise.


16
Dec 09

Captain Conroy, your Censorship is taking on water

Today, Stephen Conroy announced that he would introduce blacklist Internet filtering legislation. Shortly thereafter, Google publicly voiced their concerns in a blog post, citing their  reasons against the filter. I personally take anything Google says about censorship with a great heaping bucket of salt given their previous actions in China, but Google’s complicity was commercially motivated (albeit unethical) so I can understand why it happened.

Now don’t worry friends about this ever getting through parliament. The motivation is most probably a grab for conservative votes, and if it pisses too many people off, the lost votes will offset any gains. So we’ll most likely see some form of watered down filter, which may not be entirely evil.

In its current form, the filter simply has too broad a scope, which is the main point raised by  Google, and one I half agree with. While a tightly scoped filter (as used by Germany and Italy) which excludes specific material such as child pornography may appear to have benefit, it does not address the real crime, which is the fact that this material is being created in the first place. What are the governments of the world doing about that? Blocking child porn sites is akin to the government putting fingers in its ears and going “La La La! If I don’t know about it, it isn’t happening!”

If we can agree (UN-style) on specific classes of materials that no one should access, and if filtering does not impact speed, then It might be OK. However, when dealing with the Internet, blacklist filters simply don’t work. They are impossible to maintain and proxy sites pop up faster than they can be blocked. I’ve seen 10-year-old kids circumvent the NSW Department of Education’s filtering system like they were punching through a wet paper bag. The Department switched to a whitelist filter in 2008, but that doesn’t stop VPN’s and future loop holes that haven’t even been discovered yet.

In schools, it then becomes a discipline issue. Filtering students inside the school network is a requirement, as there is a clear duty of care and it is not feasible to manually police kids on the internet, just as one can’t police everything they talk about in the playground. But restricting the surfing of every adult Australian citizen is a completely different ball game and dangerous territory. We are responsible for ourselves; it is not the government’s job to decide what information we should and should not access.

UPDATE: This is the ultimate irony:

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5
Jul 09

Star Trek

Disclaimer: Obviously, this post will contain spoilers!

I recently saw J. J. Abrams’ film Star Trek and was left feeling slightly underwhelmed. I had heard good things about the film but left the cinema and was followed home by a daunting cloud of “meh”, which was quite disappointing. This puzzles me as the film certainly ticks all the right boxes. Abrams has got his formula down pat, now; his TV series like Alias and Lost were just warm-ups. Perhaps a parallel with one of the film’s main themes can help me here. It must be that logically, the film has everything required for a great experience. However, apart from a brief moment in the opening scene, the film failed to engage me on an emotional level.

Let’s see, it’s based on proven IP, which movie publishers love, as this almost guarantees a healthy audience size. Director J. J. Abrams on the ticket will attract the Alias, Lost, and Cloverfield die-hards (the latter includes myself). The loyal Star Trek fan base will go and see it out of curiosity; and the prejudiced die-hard Trekkies will see it simply to scoff at its inferiority. It has a great cast including Zachary Quinto, Simon Pegg and Eric Bana. Casting a couple of knowns means you get the Heroes fans and the Shaun of the Dead fans for free. The addition of Leonard Nimoy added a warmly familiar nostalgic touch.

Now, I’m about to risk sounding very sexist, but I disclaim that I’m only pointing out the Hollywood attitude to demographic reasoning, and in no way justifying it. Casting a relatively unknown but predictably handsome lead (Chris Pine) means the girlfriends will have something new and pretty to keep them amused while their boyfriends can enjoy his various macho exploits. And there is plenty of action to speak of: a healthy seasoning of well-choreographed hand-to-hand combat scenes, most of which are staged on precariously narrow or dangerously high platforms…or both. We also see some Point Break style skydiving suspense which was actually impressively well-shot; achieving the best sense of speed that I’ve seen on film to date for scenes of this kind.

That brings me to the production values, which were exceptional as to be expected. Special effects were of high quality without being over the top. I was only disappointed there was not more emphasis on the epic futuristic Earth that we can all hope for. It was briefly alluded to by the teasingly occluded glimpses of a distant mammoth city we see in the background of a scene from Kirk’s childhood.

Abrams’ Star Trek also more than delivers on sci-fi cliché requirements. Look I have nothing against cliché’s; when used well they provide a comforting sense of familiarity, and even humour in a lot of cases. Here, these include a scene where the extremely impractically overdesigned, yet epically scary-looking spaceship appears, ridiculously dwarfing the puny Earthen ship.

On the topic of ships, there is adequate symbolism regarding alien races. Romulans as a race are characterized by their spikily pointed tattoos which mirror the design of their ships. In contrast, Earthlings are perfectly groomed and wear boring monochromatic outfits, and their ships are very sterile and pure in design. Vulcans, as the allies of Earthlings appear only marginally different than us, and as extra evidence, we learn early on that the two races can cross-breed.

The word “singularity” was used more than once, and “alternate reality” was also thrown in, for good measure. There was plenty of complicated alien tech including phasers (Pew! Pew! Pew!), faster-than-light travel, teleportation, gravity wells and a last minute escape. We had close encounters of the chase-scene-kind facilitated by improbably large terrifying alien creatures. On more than one occasion, a ship’s shields reach a percentage below fifty which is stock-standard sci-fi speak for “we’re in the shit captain”. What else? Hover cars/bikes; automaton Robocop-style law enforcement; a scattering of comically unspoken yet curiously framed miscellany of supporting alien cast members; indoctrination of children instead of education. Finally, (and yes this is a sci-fi cliché) humans remain primally human despite their world being saturated by technology.

Which brings us to… The angsty teen demographic is catered for with both protagonists defiantly rebelling against the destiny laid out by their parents. We also witnessed a good deal of enough “courtship” including some unrequited lust, which ensures those teens who are angsty because they are just too damn horny will be able to relate to the film.

Yes, overall, careful analysis confirms the Star Trek equation infallibly satisfies the criteria for “perfect film”. Yet something was still missing and I wish I could find it, but my Vulcan discipline prevents me.

Maybe that’s it! Could the film possibly have succeeded in creating such a powerful empathetic connection with the character of Spock that I was left incapable of acknowledging any emotional responses? Perhaps, for the entire film, I was just unconsciously discarding them as counterproductive anomalies…

*breaks down and cries*


4
May 09

Microwaved mobile phone

In the spirit of Gruen, I found this great vid. Its cooler than you think.


27
Jan 09

Australia Day

Here’s my take on this change-of-date hoo-hah.

The arrival of the First Fleet in 1788 is a significant part of Australia’s heritage. This event was truly instrumental in shaping Australia as the nation we know and love today.

There’s no dodging the fact that British settlers back then were complete and utter bastards and one only has to watch First Australians to be horrified at the treatment of indigenous Australians. So it’s completely understandable that many Aboriginals see Australia Day as the anniversary of the day their world came crashing down.

But… changing the date would be taking the celebration away from a significant number of Australians who have a right to celebrate the birth of our nation.

I say, keep Australia Day for all of us Aussies who wanna have a barbie and go down the beach, or play Mario Kart. Then create a new public holiday where we celebrate indigenous culture in all its glory! There would be parades and dancing in the streets and didgeridoos – loads of fun ways for indigenous Australians to get creative and show off just how bloody brilliant their culture is. We don’t want it to be a day just for Aboriginals – us non-indigenous Aussies need to get involved in the shenanigans too. Slap on a bit of ochre paint and get out in the streets and have a corroboree like you’ve never had one before! It needs to be about celebrating and embracing diversity, not dwelling on past wrongs.

One suggestion for the date is the anniversary of the day Aboriginals were given equal rights. Whilst this was clearly a step forward, isn’t it still a bitter reminder of the fact those rights were taken away in the first place? The Aboriginals should choose a date intrinsically significant to their culture – a culture which is not defined by British settlement.


11
Jan 09

Words are Free

In his latest “podgram”, Stephen Fry has echoed my views on linguistic pedantry.

After a lengthy (skippable, even) introduction Fry condemns the view that there are “right” and “wrong” ways to use language. Instead, he encourages us to embrace language as a fluid and perpetually evolving organism. It’s my strong belief that to have a true understanding of language, one must go beyond the simplistic literal interpretation of words and phrases, and acknowledge that meanings evolve and change over time. We should be free to let language evolve; it’s been doing it for thousands of years, so what’s all the fuss about?

Most of us use words today with little knowledge of their etymology, so how can we claim to impose any absolute meaning onto a word or phrase? Fry points out a key observation; that it’s usage that defines meaning. As usage changes over time, so will the meaning. And this is a natural process for language to undergo. The rules pedants impose on language have a restrictive and damaging effect. Cleverly comparing linguistic evolution to the biological kind, Fry says, “Things that are kept to purity of line develop all the ghastly illnesses and deformations of inbreeding and lack of vital variation. ”

That’s not to say that I support chaotic, unrestrained use of language in all circumstances. There are definitely times when applying rules to adjust one’s language can be of benefit. But it all depends on the context. As Fry exemplifies:

“What offends examiners and employers when confronted with extremely informal, unpunctuated and haywire language is the implication of not caring that underlies it. You slip into a suit for an interview and you dress your language up too. Most people accept the need to smarten up under some circumstances; it’s only considerate. But that’s an issue of fitness, of suitability; it has nothing to do with correctness.”

The pedants underestimate our innate ability as human beings to extract meaning from language, however informal or adulterated it may be. As long as meaning is conveyed, any use of language is successful. What I find disappointing, however, is that such pedantry views tend to degrade one’s aptitude for decrypting unruly language, leading to an impaired ability to extract meaning, and thus communicate.

Go listen to the podgram.

Via BoingBoing which I can’t believe I wasn’t reading up until a few days ago!


10
Oct 08

How to facilitate a flame war

I usually have no desire to read YouTube comments whatsoever, but recently realised this means I have been oblivious to those on my own uploads. Today, out of curiosity, I sorted them by “most discussed” and was genuinely astounded to find a flame war to the tune of 157 comments has been raging on Dawkins’ interview with Deepak Chopra.

So of course I couldn’t help myself but to read a few. And this very quickly snowballed into me skimming through the whole lot. Now, I know there is a stigma out there about YouTube comments, but reading them all was actually pretty interesting.

No, really. Stay with me here…

Interesting in the “I am observing the humans demonstrate their primal instinct of fear” kind of way. Quite poignantly, the comments reflect what we see in the video itself: while discussions questioning people’s beliefs have the potential to be rigorous intellectual debate, they inevitably degrade into insults and defensive remarks. This observation is what prompted me to upload the clip in the first place.

The behaviour of irrationally defending one’s beliefs is entirely understandable as an instinctive response to protect the safeguards one has erected to protect against fear, but this doesn’t make it justified. We suppress our instincts on a daily basis, so should have the ability to transcend them for the purposes of objective analysis.

Some of my favourite comments:

“Science may be a little ‘arrogant’ but time will prove that science has every right to be arrogant.”

“Dawkins isn’t a fundamentalist because he knows what it would take to change his mind.”

“Science will be the end of humanity if anything will be”

“Why should we ‘atheists’ find evidence of a god? We are not the ones making the claim that there is a god.”

“Their brains are so closed, it’s unbelievable. Eat Dawkins’ shit.”

“I would liken Dawkins to a dung beetle not an ant.”

One final point worth considering. Chopra’s exploits and abuse of scientific terms aside, aren’t his spiritual ideals simply reflecting what humans have been doing throughout all of history? Back when our scientific knowledge was much more limited, we developed supernatural or spiritual explanations for phenomena we couldn’t adequately explain through science.

I’m starting to think this is not as simplistic as “Chopra is a nutjob and science is infallible.”

…Nah, I still think he’s a nutjob.


11
Sep 08

GPS vehicle tracking – what’s the big deal?

I read an article in The Age about employees committing suicide then their family saying GPS trackers in work vehicles were a contributing factor.

Employers are fitting out their fleets of company cars with invasive GPS tracking systems despite claims the technology unnecessarily invades staff privacy and contributed to the suicide of a Telstra linesman last year.

What the?

I know there are companies putting trackers in their fleet vehicles. Some even do it without telling their employees, and that I have a problem with. But when the employees know a tracker is there, what’s the problem?

Personally, I wouldn’t have a problem with it. I have been wanting trackers in our work cars for ages. For one, it would mean an end to filling out that stupid log book. And to people forgetting to fill it out, and filling it out incorrectly, etc. And secondly, I know there are people that do abuse the resource, and this would put a stop to that.

The fuss seems to be about invasion of privacy and lack of employer’s trust for employees. But there need to be allowances for this resource to be used with flexibility. How flexible is the employer willing to be with their vehicles, and how they allow their employees to use them? The problems arise when you get draconian employers using minute details in the data in unfair ways.

An employer that respected their employees would develop some simple software to examine the data collected and find obvious patterns of abuse, then take appropriate action against the abusers. They would also clearly state their policies on vehicle use, and any thresholds that would constitute abuse. These policies would be developed in consultation with employee representatives, aiming towards a fair balance between flexibility and efficient use of company resources. For example, employees could be allowed to stop and pick up milk on the way home, etc.

Our company’s policy states that stops of less than 30 minutes during a journey do not need to be recorded in the log book. So an employer’s policies would need to reflect those they had before trackers were introduced. When employers learn to respect their employees and reflect this in their policies, devices like GPS trackers would not cause as much upset and may even be welcomed.

Update 16/8: Added quote from article.


30
Jun 08

What if…

A while ago I came across Phojoe, a site offering age progression photos. Some of them are pretty darn spectacular. They admit on the site that the process is really more of an art form, rather than a strict science in the forensic sense. With this in mind, one of the testimonials caught my eye.

My son wanted to be a Professional Baseball Player…Phojoe, I am so pleased with the photo, please go ahead and send them. I can’t express to you what an amazing gift your service is, especially to a grieving parent. You’ve helped to answer one of the many “what if’s” I’ve had since I lost my son. Thank You again, so very much. Gratefully,
Allison P – Jamestown, SC

This quote almost got me a bit choked up. Try reading it when it’s sitting right under the photo of her son, who looks about 5 years old. Now I’ll try and say this next bit without sounding too heartless…

The age progression is basically a fantasy; an artist’s impression of what could have been. While it looks convincing at first glance, if you look closer, the eyes have changed from brown to blue and the nose looks quite different. It’s not a stretch to imagine this as a stock photo, or a composite of stock features. So it puzzles me how such a fabrication has the power to bring relief to a grieving mother. Maybe I don’t get it because I don’t have kids of my own.